aşmış bir herif, kesin teoriyi kuranlardan.
"ust akildan daha ustun" bilinmedik ne soyluyor hicbir sey amazon geliyormus tr ye internetten gotumuzu sikeceklermis çinde 1984 romanını yasaklamıslar hava kirliliğinden nefes alamayan dallamalar romanla mı aydınlanacaklar herkese çip takacaklarmış çinin nufusuna yetecek çipi o kadar veriyi işleyecek teknolojiyi nerden bulacaklar fizibilite falan yapmış yakın zamanda sanırım yok kazakistanda şunu yaptılar yok şurda bu var bir şeyler ezberlemiş arada da reise yanlıyor köprüler zarar ediyor ama çok önemli dünyanın gözü üstünde bunu neye dayanarak söylüyor bir tane amerikalı köprünün forografını cekip twittera koymuş yok artık dışişeri bakanı da buna benziyor kifayetsiz
Diarrhea. Cotton Mouth. Hunger. Watery Eyes. Anal Swelling. Nostril Flaring. Sneezing. Constant Coughing. Constant Farting. Constant Belching. Anything Constant. Vision Loss. Paralysis. Weight Gain, Weight Loss. Shaking. Eye Crossing. Nose Bleeding. Ear Bleeding. Anal Bleeding. Anything Bleeding. Vomiting. Impaired Speech. Exhaustion. Headaches. Chest Pains. Rapid Balding. Deafness. Foot Scratching. Back Scratching. Butt Scratching. Anything Scratching. Finger Smelling. Sweaty Arm Pits. Bad Breath. Mouth Sores. Extreme Fits Of Intelligence, not good, ’tis trickery. Jelly Toes. Wait, what is Jelly Toes? (beat) Errr, Random Bumps. Random Bruises. Random Randomness. Anything Random. AND……DEATH!
As A Side Note:
If you begin staring into the thin air for long periods of time for no apparent reason whatsoever, you have one hour to live and MUST IMMEDIATELY consult with your family doctor!
If you begin crapping BLACK, BLUE or RED, you have one hour to live and MUST IMMEDIATELY go to emergency!
If you have been taking the talked about prescription and feel ANY of the above, you are suffering from (says extremely fast) MAKETHEDOCTORFROMOVERSEASLOTSOFMONEY SYNDROME! YOU MUST STOP TAKING THE PRESCRIPTION IMMEDIATELY!!!
I and I alone, with my team of ASTUTE PROFESSIONALS, have discovered the cure to make the side effects from the drug go into retraction. By taking what will become known as the miracle pill, you WILL BE CURED!
(persuasively)
Just dial 1-800-YOU WILL BE CURED to receive your yearly supply in order to stay alive AND fix the original problem you had in the first place. BRAVO!
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?!