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BEYLER GURURLARIMIZ
he geri zekalı gururlarımız. amına soktuğum malı sözlüğün hepsi ibne gotveren zaten, yarrak yemek ayıp bir şey değil burada.
@neroke: burasi ilim ve irfan dolu bir mekan, biz sozlugumuzde ipneleri sevmeyiz, lutfen kendi adina konus
@nebaktinyarrram: polonyaya gelip karını, kızını ve seni götünden sikeyim mi?
A sadist, necrophiliac, pyromaniac, zoophiliac, and a masochist were sitting in a jail cell together. The zoophiliac says, "I want to have sex with a cat." The sadist says, "I want to torture a cat then have sex with it." The pyromaniac says, "I wanna torture the cat, set it on fire, then have sex with it." The necrophiliac says, "Well I want to torture the cat, set it on fire, have sex with it, then kill it and have sex with it again." Finally, the masochist says, "Meow."
çeviri yapayım : bir sadist bir ölü sikici bir ateş sever bir hayvan sikici ve mazoşist hapishanede otururken konuşuyolarmış . hayvan sikici '' ben bir kediyle sikişmek istiyorum '' demiş.sadist '' ben kediyle sikişirken ona işkence yapmak istiyorum '' demiş .ateşsever '' ben kediye işkence yaparak sikmek istiyorum '' femiş , ölü sikici '' güzel ben de kediye işkence yapıp , yakıp , sikmek sonra öldürdükten sonra tekrar sikmek istiyorum demiş sonunda mazoşist şöyle buyurmuş '' miyav ''
ingilizcem yettiği kadar
A man called 911 and said "Come quick, my son swallowed a condom!" 5 minutes later,
he called again and said, "never mind, I found another one".
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I've never been inside a Cadillac.
I wanted to treat my girlfriend like a princess for one night. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
A beautiful woman was standing on the edge of a bridge, about to jump off. An old stinky bum walks up and she sees him approaching. She says "Go away! There's nothing you can say that'll stop me!" "Well if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why not have sex with me? At least I'll enjoy it." "No! That's disgusting!" She says, and the old bum shrugs and starts walking away. "Wait!" She says. "Is that all you're going to say?! Where are you going?!" "Down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm."
Two guys in a communal shower:
Guy1: You wanna play the rape game?
Guy2: No.
Guy1: That's the spirit!!
az once dumani ustunde sictim. kargolayim mi. yanina kekik de koyarim he ne dersin barzo kurt.
