He's child-like in his mental knowledge,
child-like in his mental knowledge...
Though he spent four years in college he'll be child-like in his knowledge,
and we agree he's guilty as can be...
(Ah-bah! Ah-booh! Ah-bah!)
Guilty! Guilty! Though he went to college,
He's child-like in his knowledge
He's guilty ra-ra-ra!