I did my homework but then I realized that I accidentally wrote it in ancient Egyptian, so I decided to do you a favor and go to Egypt to translate it. When I was there, some random mummy took it, read it, got REALLY pissed at me for some reason and started chasing me. So I had to jump on my plane REALLY fast so I wouldn't get eaten and in all that hurry I forgot to get my homework back from the mummy.
buna gulmeyen orospu cocugudur cok fena guldum ben